THE LOONY BIN

A collection of red-clad items that, if they were a perfume, would probably be called eau de pond scum. You won't find this stuff anywhere else on the Husker web, unless someone is blatantly ripping us off. Which is entirely possible, I guess.

HEAD TO HEAD
Who's the better Big Redder -- punt catcher DeJuan Groce or pitch catcher John Grose? These and other strange matchups can be found at Head To Head. Go on, it won't hurt you.
THE BUGMUNCH
The Bugeater Nation's finest news source. Actually, this was just an April Fools Day 2002 joke that somehow gained legendary status. Word was Bill Byrne wanted us dead after the 2002 edition. And here's the 2003 edition, too.
ALL-TIME HUSKER LISTS
An entire section that caters and kowtows to Nebraskans' endless obsession with lists, rankings and numbers in general. As Ralph Cifaretto on The Sopranos would say, this site is pretty much one big whoo-er.

THE ABSOLUDICROUS 10
Celebrating the gawdiest, most frivolous, most unnecessary Husker crap on earth. And believe us, there's plenty.
 CLASSIC LOON DROPPINGS
Travel through time and Husker history with the Loon's takes on some of the biggest Cornhusker games. Being a smartass know-it-all is a piece of cake in any era.
THE LOON'S LEXICON
Loonisms going over your head? Go here to get some translation skilz.
POTENT QUOTABLES
 Some of the best quotes in the history of Husker football.

AH, WHO SAID THAT?
 How carefully do you pay attention to what comes out of peoples' mouths -- in particular, the head men of the University of Nebraska's football team? This little quiz will let you know.

HUSKER RECIPES  
Runzas, anyone? All your pregame cuisine needs can be found right here. Soup's on!


BIG PAGE of TRITE HUSKER HUMOR
C'mon ... you know you want to look in here and see all those rewritten Polish jokes. It's a guilty pleasure, kind of like watching reruns of The Dukes of Hazzard. It's OK -- we won't tell anyone.

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