One's a rockin' musician whose band used to wail hardily; the other's a stone-cold
politician whose band used to play "Hail Varsity." But who alone is the most high,
the Prince of Darkness or the King of Nebraska?
One's a rockin' musician whose band used to wail
hardily; the other's a stone-cold
politician whose band used to play "Hail Varsity." But who alone is
the most high,
the Prince of Darkness or the King of Nebraska?
| FORMER GIG | ||
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fronted Black Sabbath |
taught Sunday School |
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Edge: Osbourne |
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| PHILOSOPHY ON THE HIGH LIFE | ||
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"Crazy, but that’s how it goes" |
"It is more than winning" |
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Edge: Even |
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| IN THE AUDIENCE WHEN AT THE MIKE | ||
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drug-fueled, leather-clad Satan-worshipers looking for trouble |
Other congressmen |
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Edge: Osbourne |
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| INTERVIEW STYLE | ||
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mumbling incoherently and rambling as the interviewer politely nods |
merely rambling as the interviewer politely nods |
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Edge: Osborne |
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| BEST-KNOWN ASSISTANT / AXE MAN | ||
|
Randy Rhoades |
Frank Solich |
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Edge: Osbourne |
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| BIGGEST ACHIEVEMENT | ||
|
Getting a 60.3 in the Nielsens over five weeks |
Going 60-3 in final five years | |
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Edge: Osborne |
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| MOST DUBIOUS '80s MOMENT | ||
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losing all of '89 teamed up with Lita Ford |
losing '81 Orange Bowl to a team led by Danny Ford |
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Edge: Osbourne |
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| DEFINING MOMENT | ||
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biting the head off a bat, defecating in a woman's handbag, snorting a line of ants off the ground |
Going for two |
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Edge: Osborne |
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| GREATEST ENEMIES | ||
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Bratty kids, household pets, MTV |
Barry Switzer, Debbie Schlussel, C-SPAN |
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Edge: Osborne |
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| CURRENTLY CAMPAIGNING AGAINST | ||
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illegal drug use |
sports agents |
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Edge: Osborne |
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| GUARANTEED FUTURE ACTIVITY | ||
|
calling people "Guvn'r" in his cockneyed voice |
running for Governor of his cockeyed state |
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| Edge: Even | ||
Holy moley -- man, woman and child!
By a score of 5-4-2,
Ozzie runs the ball right down Ozzy's throat. Guess "Bark at the Moon"
won't be
the Huskers' entrance theme anytime soon.
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