IS IT AL, BEN OR FRANK?

Few men can deliver a performance that hits a perfect 10 on the Snooze-O-Meter. But all three of these guys have perfected the technique. Hey, maybe it's just a matter of perspective -- Gore is trying to follow Clinton, Ben Stein is trying to follow Jon Stewart, and Frank is trying to follow the wacky, quote-a-minute Dr. Tom. Um ... on second thought, I take it back. These three guys are as monotone as they get. Can you identify who said the following quotes? Were they from A) The guy with the traveling campaign road show, B) The guy with the Comedy Central game show or C) The guy with his own post-game coaches' show?

1. "Bueller? ... Bueller?"

2. "I am my own man."

3. "I'm me, a monotone person wrapped around a shrieking one trying to get out."

4.  "My belief is that you need to be open to change."

5. "During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet."

6. "I shall do my best, Jimmy. I shall do my best."

7. "To know that I can be a part of this tremendous tradition means a lot to me."

8. "We can build a collective civic space large enough for all our separate identities, that we can be e pluribus unum -- out of one, many."

9. "I would like to be known as hard-working , thorough and caring."

ANSWER KEY:

1. Stein; 2. Gore; 3. Stein; 4. Solich; 5. Gore; 6. Stein; 7. Solich; 8. Gore; 9. Solich.