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CLASSIFIEDS FOR SALE: 2 NU
tickets. Catch action in great seats at midfield. $500 each OBO. Send
cashier’s check for fast response to hazbeen25@ LOST: Radio career. Last seen in Tempe, Ariz., on Jan. 2, 1996. If found please call Kent at (402) 555-1245. Sweet SWF seeking
high-profile relationship. Must be athletic -- preferably a member of UNL
sport team. Any major sport will do. Emmy@ THANK YOU ST.JUDE,
for getting me out of that hellhole known as Manhattan, Kan. I love it in
Norman.-- Bob S. DISCLAIMER |
TOP STORY
Angry Sower threatens to
strike
“How trite,” The Sower said. “I mean, that Heisman pose thing is soooo Desmond Howard. Who thought that was still hip or remotely original? And ‘Raise the Roof?’ Puh-leeez. Clooney was still on ER the last time that was cool.” The Sower, built in 1930 by famous New York sculptor Lee Lawrie, said his job is to inspire a hope to Nebraskans for a better future, not to be a cheerleader. "It's pretty simple, really," he said. "I'm supposed to be a symbolic figure standing as a reminder that our state government will always sow the seeds of fortune for a good life. I don't see a lot of room for interpretation in that, do you? Naw, I didn't think so. So quit screwing with me, already." The Sower said if he is not given his outright release, he would protest by flipping fans the middle finger during the 2002 HuskerVision montage. Nebraska has eight home games this fall. LOCAL -- Frazier,
Phillips lead Huskers past 2001 Hurricanes NATION/WORLD --
'NevadaHusker' can't believe all the losers who visit that Spider-Man
fan site OPINION -- Point/Counterpoint:
The Future |
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BRIEF
ESPN Classic repeat opens
old wounds Shortly before 5 p.m., the woman said she heard her husband exclaim: “Aw, screw me! That call is still a crock!” She said Alan Greenville then grabbed the unit’s remote control, flipped randomly to another cable network and announced he was going outside “to mow.” Omaha boy's Ultimate Husker
Site wins award Callaway, 17, a junior at Westside
High School, said he garnered the much-coveted
"http://www.geocities.com/9159/ Callaway said the award will mean a bevy of new visitors to his site, which took two hours to assemble. “I'm thinking that I can make some money on it now, what with all the exposure it's getting," he said. "I'm thinkin' I'll put up a fan shop or something." Amid a tiled background featuring the famous script Husker logo, “The
Ultimate Husker Site” features the 2002 Nebraska football schedule, a
photo of Memorial Stadium and links to Callaway’s favorite sites,
including WWF.com and Slipknot.com. "We were lost in this subdivision, and about 30 minutes late," said Mark Norris. "Then I remembered it was 3015 Summit Lane." The 3015, of course, was the score of the 1987 Sugar Bowl, a 30-15 Nebraska win. "It's a gift," said Norris, blushing. INFOPoll |
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In recent years, The Sower has performed during Nebraska’s vaunted
Tunnel Walk. In 2000 he broke into a weekly Heisman pose, while last
fall he pumped both hands skyward, imploring the crowd to “raise the
roof” before each game.